Monday, June 04, 2007

When dating you have 2 types of guys. In the broad sense of 2 categories. Obviously there are layers and depth to people but 2 broad types I have come with are guys that like Paris Hilton and guys that don't. If you think about it you might notice the difference in the 2. I have a guy friends on both sides. The ones that like her are fascinated by this Paris Hilton heiress fairytale. They either think she is sexy and Yes they would. They would love to party with her and gay or straight they all want to "hook up" with her. They are players themselves and smooth talkers. They may or may not have money but they will act like they do. They always have a goal in mind and most of them involve getting a new hot chick to come over. This guy if I were to put 2 celebs together and make him it would be Jude Law's character in ALFIE mixed with the obnoxious idiotic behavior of Brandon Davis. The guys that are put off by the outrageously disgusting heiress that is Paris Hilton are usually better boyfriends. That's right they are more honest and can usually handle monogamy longer than the Paris lovers. The I hate Paris Hilton duo that best sums up this guy are Pete from Fall Out Boy and Tony Romo. This is such a crucial question and with the new breed of jerk out there we should put this one before we even find out there name. If you do it this way you will save that 3 minute period of fantasizing about your name and his name together. -Tay

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

where is the Lesbo action with Shannon and her "friends" this weekend??? Something smells fishy...

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

were you drunk when you wrote this?

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF????

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My friends and I have said the same thing!!!

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So it comes down to the Player vs. the Nice Guy, and everyone knows Nice Guys finish last. No matter how old you are, it seems, girls will always go after the jerk. I've seen it first hand, they love the jerk, they crave the jerk, and when they get crushed they go running for the nice guy to comfort them. Then the nice guy gets crushed when she goes after the jerk again. Point being, it's better to be the Paris lover.

-JR

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is why I always treat women like the trash that they are..And guess what there is always one that wants to show me some attention. As soon as she realizes that she doesn't want to take my crap; she is left for another YOUNGER and HOTTER chick!!! When will women ever learn?? That is why Freddie left Kellie. Who wants an old/ used car when the brand new one is there for the taking??

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok all the comments suck. Yes, the nice guy finishes last when the lady is still out having fun. But when she gets to the point and realizes that there is more to life then parting, then she looks for the nice guy. At that point, it's the jerks that lose out becuase they are looking for the quick fling. Yes, Paris is disgusting. Yes she can look good if she wanted too, but who wants to get with that? I'm more for the natalie portman type. And Taylor, good luck on defining yourself. I am happy to hear that you are going outside your comfort circle. Keep it up!

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF are you even talking about? Your writing is impossible to read?? Seriously. I just can't do it.

10:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, is this really how your thoughts sound in your head? Can you even understand yourself? You misspell EVERYTHING, your grammar sucks, and I think you even skipped some words. I don't even know what you just said.

8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wierd... everyone seems lost.. but I totally understood it and it makes sense.

-April

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"That is why I always treat women like the trash that they are..And guess what there is always one that wants to show me some attention. As soon as she realizes that she doesn't want to take my crap; she is left for another YOUNGER and HOTTER chick!!! When will women ever learn?? That is why Freddie left Kellie. Who wants an old/ used car when the brand new one is there for the taking??"

This is the most horrifying thing I've ever read. I hope you end up cold and alone mr anonymous

7:40 AM  

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