I decided last night to suspend my reality and take 2 Tylenol Pm at about 7:45 so last night my dreams started at 8:30ish. It was good for me to do this because my sleeping schedule is completely off balance so hopefully I can get back into my routine. Awwww I am so mad I missed The Hills last night and I wanted to see it so bad. Luckily MTV will replay it 78 times today. The weather yesterday was humid, rainy, and windy. I say this because my ceiling in my apt. is caving in a little bit and chunks of it were falling all over my floor. I called maintenance and Rob informed me that it would be okay and not to worry. I asked him how soon someone can come over and look at it and he said tomorrow. I freak about stuff like this and not only that the part that is leaking and chipping is above my AC unit and my TV. The cool one Kidd got everyone for Christmas. I was really worried because I couldn’t move it alone and I cringed to think that something could happen to it. I asked him if a contractor could come first thing in the morning and he said that contractors have there own version of time and he would try but there was nothing he could do until then. Rob, what the hell? I hope it’s fixed soon so I can quit worrying. My afternoon flew by after the meeting for work. I went to Target to pick up a few supplies because that’s what I do when I’m, bored. I love to wonder around that place. My phone started to ring and when I looked at it I noticed my cousin Blake was calling. I love him we are really close because we are about the same age so we grew up hanging out together. Anyway I was looking at exfoliating scrub when he called so when he asked what I was doing I said “I need to exfoliate so bad so I am deciding which kind I want.” He said “Taylor, gross don’t tell me that.” I about died. LOL seriously I said “Blake, no it’s for my skin perv.” He honestly had no clue what I was talking about. It was really funny because he is such a dude that he honestly didn’t know. Okay most of the guys I am around or know are pretty metro and I am not used to them not knowing way to much about beauty. This made me wonder what else a guys guy doesn’t know and may not want to ask. With that I will list a few basic things and hopefully it will give you guys a better understanding.

Exfoliating- scrubs off dry skin making it silky smooth
Waxing- not that any of us ladies have excess hair in odd places but if we did this how we would get it off.
PMS- yes guys it’s true this explains our mood before our monthly, during, and after our monthly so get over it because it’s real and happens.
Concealer- covers our imperfections such as stress bumps, red splotches, and dark circles that you guys have managed to cause because instead of being open and honest about your feelings you leave us guessing a lot of times and then all hell breaks loose on our skin.
Eyebrow brush- this is a tiny comb that we use to brush our eyebrows because it’s hair too and can make a world of difference with one simple stroke.
Fat Jeans- we will not admit to wearing them in most cases but you should just know which pair they are and never point it out to us that we are wearing them because we know when we are and don’t feel good about it.
Skinny Jeans- we will prance around the apt. in front of you in these or save them for a single girls night out because this pair is magical. We strive to always fit in them but rarely do so when the glorious day arrives and we can get them on we will expect a compliment.

Guys it is vital you know the difference in the 2 pair and what ever you do don’t confuse them or…. I don’t even want to go there. I hope this helps and maybe now you will have a better understanding of the oh so complicated female mind.