I have the world’s rudest neighbor! He moved in to the complex about 10 days ago and since then he has been the world’s most obnoxious neighbor. It started when he parked horizontally across 8 spots (including mine) with his stupid truck and Uhaul attached. I know moving is a pain so that didn’t so much tick me off I just let that one go. The next day same thing but no Uhaul just his ugly truck in my spot and 4 others. He loves to hang elephants late at night. I say elephants because what could possibly be so heavy that requires a million nails. He slams his door constantly and talks no he yells so loud when he is on his phone. I finally got my spot back the spot that I have been parking in for almost 6 months everyday. I am guessing he was not happy about that so he decided to be a jerk and park inches away from my driver side door. These things are all fixable and maybe a misunderstanding on my part, maybe he isn’t rude or so I thought. Yesterday I walked by and said “hey what’s up I live next door so welcome.” OMG! He looked at me shrugged his shoulders and said “huh!” Its official I have worlds rudest neighbor!!!!!
posted by Taylor at 8:33 AM
4 Comments:
What an ass! Girl you have to get even, you're about to move out anyway! I had some very annoying neighbors who fortuneately did not last long! They had like 8 kids plus the gramma and grandpa living there and visitors all the time, and they never went inside, they all were out on their prorch all the time! Even with all those kids at 11 pm!!!! At first I was nice and let stuff go thinking they were new, give them time? Then they too stole my spot and my roomate's spot! After that I was done, I got even, first of all I blocked them in and when they needed me to move, I just didn't answer their knock at my door, I knew what they were up too and they knew I knew, so I knew I wouldn't have to worry about any damage being done to my vehicle or them calling anyone, because they couldn'r risk getting noticed! And part of my apartment was on top of theirs however there were so many people in this apartment that stomping around didn't really matter, there was always somebody awake at any given time so they weren't going to notice my feet. They also kept their stereo in their window sill with their window open and their music loud. And their tv was at top volume always too! But my porch was right above theirs, so anytime I had a banana peel or anything else, or more frequently, one of their kids toys left on my porch, I just dropped it off back down there, and cluttered up their outdoor home, just when I was starting to get evil, (I had morning sickness and sitting outside in the cold air was what calmed my tummy, although I knew one day I would just accidentally vomit on their beloved porch)That never happened because they left, and quick! Later my landlord told us that they were illegal aliens and she gave them so much time to get out before she turned them in! My problem solved! Now girl, solve yours! ;)
Hey Taylor! He sounds like my neighbor. Except mine gets out with a leaf blower every Saturday at 6:00 in the morning and everytime I go outside he watches me. I absolutely HATE him.
what a jackass.... and you are beautiful
That could be a fun bit on the show! Get back at your neighbor bit!!! I bet all KK listeners have some good ones!!!
Mrs Harris
PS Thanks for blogging more!
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